Emily Deschanel x-rated nude Bones promo pics

When they were first planning to release the TV show Bones a few years ago, they didn’t really know how to promote it. Hot on the heels of those other forensic crime dramas Criminal Minds, Numbers, and the twenty different editions of CSI, Bones was struggling to distance itself from the pack. Well, they had one thing they could play up – the uber-sexy lead star Emily Deschanel. So some horny advertising dude made up these pornographic images to promote the show. And surprise surprise, Emily was more than happy to give them what they needed.

Playing up the sexuality of her character Dr. Temperance ‘Bones’ Brennan to x-rated effect, Emily strips bare and lets it all hang out. I’m loving the naughty “set stills” where she’s examining human remains in the buff. I can imagine her co-star getting a boner. Heck, I can even imagine the skeleton in front of her getting one, she’s just that hot. Then it’s off to the coroner’s office where once again she takes a load off (as well as her clothes) while she and her co-star get in a heated conversation about their latest case.

Now, it’s time to unwind ’cause by this time the case is solved and everyone’s happy. And since she takes her job very seriously, it’s time to spend some quality time with her “patient”. Using one of those bones as a dildo, a huge smile on her face occurs and somewhere in the ether, the soul of the bone’s owner is smiling as well. Wow, when a show deals with afterlife sex, you know their breaking new ground.

So if these nude pics of Emily Deschanel prove one thing, it’s that all shows look a lot better when the hot chicks are naked. Too bad things like that only happen on cable. But not to worry, until the show moves to cable, we’ve got these naked shots to get us by. Check this place out to see more hot pics of Emily and other gorgeous celebs.

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